Modder Card Silver
$20.00 USD
Sale price
$20.00 USD
Regular price
$25.00 USD
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Modder Card Silver
$20.00 USD
Sale price
$20.00 USD
Regular price
$25.00 USD
Ok, so it isn't a REAL credit card.
It looks like one though, and you can insert your favorite credit/debit card into the TotMods card holder to turn tap to pay into tap to play! Does anyone really need this? Probably not. Should you get one and use it every day while met with confused looks and laughs? Absolutely
Cardmember Agreement and Terms
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20% APR (Annual Play Rate) |
Whoa, 20% play time. Count me in. That is, like, a way better rate than I get elsewhere. |
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Interests Explained |
I really like dinosaurs ok, they are NEAT. How about you? |
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50 Minimum Playments |
We all know you require a minimum of 50 minutes of playtime per playment cycle. Skip a playment? Tantrum fees apply. |
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2000 Crydit Limit |
Its in your nature to cry a lot. The total limit for tantrums, fits, and meltdowns allowed can’t exceed this 2000 seconds without playment. |
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Nap advances |
Cranky and hit your Crydit limit? Take an advance on nap time and get some rest. |
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Play Back Rewards |
The more you play, the more you earn. Your reward? The priceless experience of being absolutely ridiculous in public. |
Note: The screws on the front of the card are the PRIMARY COLOR of the cards back!
*all products are adult novelty items and not meant for children
$20.00 USD
Sale price
$20.00 USD
Regular price
$25.00 USD
